if u ever need something to smile at here’s my dog in his raincoat
driving is so dangerous ur literally controlling a giant metal contraption with a circle and some foot buttons
watch both their faces go from “courteous TV smile” to “not paid enough for this bullshit”
"I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my legs, and every afternoon I break my arms. At night, I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep."
what real mens activists look like (see more here)
Just so you know, I love all of you.
I liked her. She wasn’t like other girls. She was old fashioned. She didn’t just send a nude. She hired a professional artist to a paint a nude portrait of her, framed it, and then shipped it to me. It took several months to get to here. It had to travel a treacherous voyage around the cape. Many men died bringing me this wonderful work of art.
This honestly made me tear up. Imagining how great he must have felt that his planned worked and choosing that risk paid off.
I also feel like him and the model have such good chemistry, they’re always so kind and loving to one another.